New Deal is a key part of the Government's strategy to get
people back to work. The final part of our programme is now
ready for its launch. If you have been
deceased longer than 6 months we can now offer
the opportunity to return to work. No more idleness and no
more excuses. No more cemeteries taking up prime property
development land.
We recognise the valuable contribution the dead can make to
a low paid jobs market. No complaints about pay and conditions,
a flexible approach to working hours and no pensions contributions
(well lets face it, you've had enough of those already) all
make you an attractive prospect to the new modern, dynamic
global jobs market.
We
recognise some of the obstacles and barriers facing the dead
returning to work. That's why we can help with things like
your exhumation, help updating your employment history; and,
if you get an interview: we can even help to update your wardrobe.
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