New Deal is a key part of the Government's strategy to get
people back to work. The final part of our programme is
now ready for its launch. If you have been
deceased longer than 6 months we can now
offer the opportunity to return to work. No more idleness
and no more excuses. No more cemeteries taking up prime
property development land.
We recognise the valuable contribution the dead can make
to a low paid jobs market. No complaints about pay and conditions,
a flexible approach to working hours and no employers pensions
contributions (well lets face it, you've had enough out
of the Pensions system already) all make you an attractive
prospect to the new modern, dynamic global jobs market.
We
recognise some of the obstacles and barriers facing the
dead
returning to work. That's why we can help with things like
your exhumation, help updating your employment history;
and, if you get an interview: we can even help to update
your wardrobe.
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